Sunday, February 14, 2010

Tiger 3.0 - Update

Last week, I wrote about the new and improved version of THE WORLD'S GREATEST GOLFER.....Tiger 3.0. In that post, I shared with you that one of the steps in the "7 step plan" was the replacement of Stevie Williams with an "upgraded" version of a Caddie...a sort of Americanized version of the Henrik Stenson approach.

As you well know, Bushwood rarely, if ever, disappoints....and this should be no exception. I've received word from "The Chemist" that Caddie interviews were conducted WHILE TW was in Image Makeover Timeout Bullshit Sex Rehab, and the competition was fierce. However, as we predicted, the winner is someone who is also recently "NEW and IMPROVED"

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Tiger's new Caddie...


And she is wearing the latest in Nike's new line of "Caddie Gear"... Including Soft Spike Strappy Slut Sandals...

P.S. - If you are wondering exactly who this is....well, let's just say you should look here...