Dear Paypal,
I'll put to one side the suppositional impetuousness of your clarion call for me to correctly select an appropriate set of arrangements for the forthcoming 'romance holiday' and instead ask you if you have also sent out an equally patronising email to your female customers beginning with the sentence "Men can be complicated creatures ..."?
Thank you for your offer of titillating tips and great gift ideas. If they do not help me get it right for valentines day is there a number I can call to lodge a formal complaint? If my partner is not happy with a specific
Finally, I thought about your questions and found some possible solutions which are as follows:
1. When is lingerie a bad idea? - When its either too small or too big for her.
2. What if you don't know her size? - Don't buy lingerie, buy chocolates or flowers.
3. How can you make chocolates and flowers personal? - Buy them yourself.
4. What about something really special? - That's what she said last year.
Yours sincerely
Ben Goren
